SIDEWAYS PERFORMANCE GRAND OPENING

[Guest Sideways Performance]

I id big ass hole. You can fuck mr SLIDEWAYS DORIFTO STYLE VROOM VROON FROM DA BACK!

[Guest DuaxMachine]

Who the fuck are you ??

 

Do you even own an X-chassis ??

 

What the fuck do you think this is, a free place to advertise ??

 

I bet I can go find your fucking intro in a dozen other forums like Nico and Zilvia.

 

Free food doesn't buy you a membership here ass hole !

Either show us pictures of your modified X-chassis, along with a pic of the title, and nude pictures of your girl,

or go fuck your 240 customers.

Random fucking 'tuner' shops don't get a freebie pass here ass hole.

Like read the fucking rules, dip shit !!

[Demesio 0]

Calm down gordon, maybe they have a dyno I can use... Doubt it though

[Guest DuaxMachine]

I buy donuts at the local fucking Shell station,

doesn't fucking mean they need to sign up here and start fucking posting.

 

Like what the fucking bloody hell !

[Mo 0]

Sounds interesting..

[Guest DuaxMachine]

As interresting as a jew's dead sheep that has laid out in the desert for a week.

[Guest DuaxMachine]

Yup, tipical 240 'tuner' shop, with a fine collection of 240 crap (is the hot water heater for sale?),

and 'GoofSpeed' crap...........

[Guest Sideways Performance]

Someones a lil sour. You can come or not. And i do own a x chas with a 1j go chew a brick or blow up someone elses post dam hater...

[mario 0]

Ok so what paul was trying to say is me and him work there. We do legit work from toyota's to jank nissans. He doesnt know the rules yet but he will. Yeah so come to our opening and relax,enjoy other people.

[bwcress 0]

ok so if you know the rules inform dickhead above you about them... post a proper intro with said 1j Xchassis cause unless your going to contribute to the forum with useful info or deals on parts or something im sure the dudes that run JZXP dont appreciate you trying to get some free advertising out of them... Just a thought

[mario 0]

Ok so what paul was trying to say is me and him work there. We do legit work from toyota's to jank nissans. He doesnt know the rules yet but he will. Yeah so come to our opening and relax,enjoy other people.

[Kyle 0]

Well, pretty sure you and Paul will end up working for some other assholes shortly. You are too lazy to snap/post any pics of your build/progress with your own car. Also, you invited everyone to your opening yet posted no info about when/where. Between billy bad ass up there and your lazy ass, I don't think there's going to be much productive shit happening.

 

Just a thought.

[Mo 0]

Lol mario and paul must do a lot together judging paul's post.

[mario 0]

I havent been able to post pictures from my phone, it wouldnt let me. This shop has been around for years.

 

Location for it is

2229 w. 2nd st.

Santa ana,ca.

May 13,2012

[Kyle 0]

 

Make your own tags, post pic, bitches come

[mario 0]

Ok i will try that

[mr2thomas 0]

I wanna see your sideways performance cage mario

Post it up

[Macintosh Classic 0]

OMG!!! they sell water heaters AND CALENDARS!!!!!

[mario 0]

No we dont wtf

[Anton 0]

Yup, tipical 240 'tuner' shop, with a fine collection of 240 crap (is the hot water heater for sale?),

and 'GoofSpeed' crap...........

 

 

This picture clearly shows that you have Calendar pictures AND Water Heaters in stock, why you no sell, is it because I'm not down with the jive...

[Guest DuaxMachine]

They sell chicken wire fence too !

I see it on the wall.

A real 'True Value' type of tuner shop !

[mario 0]

Those are picture's from about 5 or so more years ago when we first started. This grand opening is for a new location.

[Kyle 0]

You'll never. E as cool as those deeps garage niggers. They have the game on lock. One!

[Anton 0]

so you had that stock for 5 years? maybe your prices are too high

[Guest DuaxMachine]

LoL !

 

For any lukers out there, pay attention to the hell of doing a piss poor first post.........

Don't be an idiot.

Either don't post ANYTHING,

or do a propper first post.