HOW TO REGISTER: prospective new members read this

[Jason 0]

prospective new members:

 

first of all hi and welcome to JZXP. im jason.

 

JZXProject BBS is about X chasis and/or JZ motor performance. We welcome everyone who is serious about building, driving and pioneering the advancement of these chasis and engines, as well as anything related.

 

To register:

 

1. Send an application email to JZXProject @ gmail.com. To help us speed your introduction into the forums heres a simple format for you to follow when you email us seeking membership. if this format is not followed your e-mail will be ignored. if you dont have a girlfriend pictures of your sister can be substituted. in the event your sister is a warpig/DUFF, just include pics of your car.

 

NAME:

LOCATION:

USERNAME:

EMAIL ADDY:

CURRENT AUTO FLEET including pictures:

PICTURE OF GIRLFRIEND:

PREVIOUS AUTO EXPERIENCE:

WHY YOU WANT TO BE A MEMBER:

VOUCHES FROM CURRENT MEMBERS:

 

2. We will let you know by email your username and password. please allow up to 7 days. if you do not recieve a confirmation email within 30 days please resubmit your info.

 

3. Any usernames that look like suck are subject to change. please do not select generic usernames such as "90 240sx s13" or "MX83LXGRANDE" or i will be forced to use your first name, or make up a name. or make fun of you. or more likely all three. AT THE SAME TIME.

 

4. Once you're approved we reserve the right to cancel your membership at any time.

 

5. thats it. its really that simple.

 

basically....keep it simple stupid. the easier it is for me to decipher your information, the harder you make me laugh, and the hotter or nakeder your girlfriend the quicker ill get your registration completed. im going to run applications once or twice a week so if you dont get your confirmation right away dont worry. to keep things tidy, i will be deleting month old apps starting january 1, 2008.

 

also, i will be doing a monthly zero post user/spambot/troll cleanup. ill start that february 1, 2008. make sure you contribute! "lol me 2" is not a contribution!

 

That is all.

 

P.S. Mark and Matt are holdin it down in the PAC NW. ive submitted at least 4 dudes who said they sent them here. thanks guys!

 

EDIT:

 

To register:

 

1. Send an application email to JZXProject @ gmail.com. To help us speed your introduction into the forums heres a simple format for you to follow when you email us seeking membership.

 

NAME:

LOCATION:

USERNAME:

EMAIL ADDY:

CURRENT AUTO FLEET:

PICTURE OF GIRLFRIEND:

PREVIOUS AUTO EXPERIENCE:

WHY YOU WANT TO BE A MEMBER:

VOUCHES FROM CURRENT MEMBERS:

 

some of you newbies are just NOT getting it. THIS IS REQUIRED. i have at least a HALF DOZEN applicants wanting memberships with little more than their desired username and "im thinking about buying a cressida". after today EVERYONE has to do it or your e-mail is getting e-cycled.

[ryojikaji 0]

I think the reason we are getting incomplete apps is this:

 

"Sorry automatic registration is closed due to spam.

 

If you would like to register on this board and are a real human, please email jzxproject@gmail.com.

Please include the following in your email:

 

-Your name

-The username you want

-Why you want to be on this board

 

We will email you back withh your password so you can login.

 

Click here to go back to the board.

 

Thanks."

 

That is what comes up when you click on "register"

 

 

-Matt

[theianmonster 0]

True that, I didn't get the request of girlfriend pictures.

 

Too bad...

 

Haha.

 

- Ian.

[Jason 0]

True that, I didn't get the request of girlfriend pictures.

 

Too bad...

 

Haha.

 

- Ian.

 

4. Once you're approved we reserve the right to cancel your membership at any time.

 

pictarzz?

[theianmonster 0]

Ha! I knew you were going to pull that card, you want the WS ones or the NWS ones?

 

- Ian.

[Jason 0]

start a thread in bullshitters and label it NWS

 

ill make a contribution