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Mediocre at Cresst - now with nsfw autophilia

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Thanks Chris, always appreciate the love.

I'm just a body who exchanges my time and energy for what I feel is worth in federal printed paper that is not backed by any value other than other human's perception of said paper. I use this super sick paper to sponsor my build.

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What do you do for a living, you basically bought all the off the shelf parts for the damn car... It's not impressive, but it's impressive

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What do you do for a living, you basically bought all the off the shelf parts for the damn car... It's not impressive, but it's impressive

I just have a modest career as an Assistant Project Manager of Construction at a general contractor.

 

Yeah, I do all my own installation, but not fabrication. This car is my daily driver mind you, so the quicker I can get it back on the road (i.e. off-the-shelf-parts) the better.

 

I'm just starting a life for myself in an apartment, so I don't have a house with a shop I can practice fabrication in. Those skills will have to come at a later date. lol.

 

 

 

jealous of A/C even though its not hot this year.

 

Idk where you live, but it's consistently 110+ here in AZ. Monsoon season has begun, so humidity is through the roof for us.

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Got to admit, here is a member that does shit rather than just talk about doing shit. Hmmm, that's better than 90% of other newbies and more than 1/2 of the OG members.

Keep up the good work kid, oh and I hope you don't have some super sick sponsorship.....

lol for real man. Shit getting straight to the point and no flashy mods. Looking forward in seeing track shots

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I honestly don't have much bad to say... shoulda done an intro sooner... shoulda done the intro in one post instead of ten, shouldn't have supported faggots by buying an overpriced faggot fog light switch mod, like the 2J, shoulda gone single, muffler is faggotry, engine wiring job is faggotry...

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I heard through the grape vine that OP smoked a bunch of sweaty summer poles to earn the cash to fund this build.

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Fuck off, Rob... I currently don't support the OP but you're a complete faggot

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Ugh i love the way R33 wheels look on cressidas.

Also like the progress.

Likewise man; Such a timeless design that looks good on pretty much any car besides the R33.

Thanks for the support.

 

 

 

I honestly don't have much bad to say... shoulda done an intro sooner... shoulda done the intro in one post instead of ten, shouldn't have supported faggots by buying an overpriced faggot fog light switch mod, like the 2J, shoulda gone single, muffler is faggotry, engine wiring job is faggotry...

Lol, based on your previous opinions of other members, I can definitely live with this. I assume since you like being a fag and participate heavily in faggotry that you are complimenting my muffler and wiring, so thanks.

 

 

I heard through the grape vine that OP smoked a bunch of sweaty summer poles to earn the cash to fund this build.

20 bucks is 20 bucks ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

 

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Awe y'all remember me. I feel so loved. BTW all these years later the 8m that wouldn't last 2 months still works

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Rob.. Bring that shitbox... pull it next to mine... bring anal-eze

 

Zack... I know you're used to the Subaru forums... we're not fuckn retarded... stop with the quotes... we know who you're talking to

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Rue I've got better things to do with my life than drag my car to a penis fencing match. I'm in the process of rearranging my engine bays at the moment so I can drop that motor into my other x7 shell. Tfti though

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penis fencing match? i'm down to spectate. knowing rue it would be more like an eskimo kissing competition though.

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Weir Stage 2 MAXGRIP Kit.

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Wait, you paid money for a Weir stage 2 kit, but you stacked the plates like that ?

You really didn't want much lock-up, did you.

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ZACK IS A COOL DUDE. I SUPPORT HIM 100% WOULD SUCC HIS DICK 4 FREE.

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penis fencing match? i'm down to spectate. knowing rue it would be more like an eskimo kissing competition though.

Fun fact: There are species of sea slugs that do this (all members of species are hermaphroditic). The loser gets impregnated and has the disadvantage (shhh don't tell the feminists) of being pregnant.

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ive never spoken to a woman that didnt think pregnancy was a drag and wished it on their male baby daddy

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Fair enough, though I definitely know some feminists that would dislike the term disadvantaged applied to the female sex regardless of the situation.

 

Pic for lulz since this thread needs more sea slug dick...

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Sorry to derail the conversation of sea slug dicks, but I figured I would post my achieved milestone of 15,000 miles on my 2j swap.
Yes the car is a box 'c' title, no it doesn't matter that the odometer doesn't reflect actual miles of the chassis. Also nfs.


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Thanks Casey!

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You seem gay, and the decent Cress doesn't really make up for that. Nice steering wheel though. Build starts out similar to mine. All you have to do now is hit a giant mule deer buck at highway speeds.

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