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[TougeCrameryRollinNice]

I was driving home tonite and when i got back to my neighborhood (which is near the freeway in east oakland) i saw two white creatures just standing in the road. I thought they were cats at first. I have more than decent vision and i saw some pretty crazy ears on these things and when i got closer i realized that they were not cats at all and that they were actually muther fucking two white rabbits standing around in the streets of oakland in the middle of the fucken street.

I thought for a second that i should just mind my own business and move along, but i don't know if you have tried to do that before with fuzzy bunnies facing a fate of getting run over by a ganster in a potiac bonneville on 24s.

I got out of the car and I said im gonna give it a try on catching these fucking things and i started runnin after them... turns out that rabbits are fuckin suck asss at escaping things that want to catch them.
pretty much long story short i caught both bunnies, put them in my car and drove home with them and now they are in my laundry room.
I tried to feed them some carrots and lettuce and the damn things won't even drink water without a damn rabbit bottle or some shit. how do rabbits drink water in nature ?!? what do they eat?

Both wild oakland street rabbits seem pretty freaked out as you can believe. I don't know how long the rabbits have been wandering around oakland for getting shot at and mugged possibly and its funny how they stuck together the whole time... maybe there was another bunny with them that didn't make it. The rabbits are shaking and seem to even possibly have a fever. they might not make it through the night. with my luck they will die and stink up my laundry room.

So anyways all common sense aside what the fuck should i do with these things, the economy is pretty bad and maybe i should seize this oppertunity to eat some rabbit meats sustinence for dinner, and with winter nearing maybe i could use a new pelt for warmth?

My roomate has no idea i have 2 filthy street rabbits in the laundry room right now cause hes outta town. i dont have fucking money just lyin around to help pay for animal doctor visits .
I guess im gonna just call my mom tell her about the cute bunnies and she will freak out about cute bunnines being in danger and probably pay for them to go to a vet or something till i can post some flyers or somethin i dunno... any one else have any better ideas?!?!?

Maybe Mo wants a rabbit to take on long truck trips across the country. chicks love fuckin rabbits . if you can't pick up a chick when you have a rabbit in your cress then you probably have no skin or somethin, but who doesn't like meeting hot girls with minimal effort put forth.

Well im gonna go take a shower now cause i feel like i have oakland streetrabbit fleas fo sho!

[Foompla]

those are definately pets.

[Jason]

those are definately pets.

this

and theyre probably not sick. just get them some lettuce and bedding and let them relax a little. maybe bathe them. they look filthy. then get moms to pony up for a cage and some rabbit pellet food.

my friend in long beach has a pet rabbit. his name is dandi. dandi-lion. she has a harness and a little mobile hut. she takes him to the beach and whatnot. and he shakes like crazy around strangers. its normal. theyre spooked

[bradlee]

put 'em to work...

[mervins]

go to your nearest pet store buy a water bowl heavy one "these little fuckers like bitting and flipping things", buy some alfalfa or alfalfa beads. maybee get a cage and some beading the urine from these fuckers stinks bad . and if there male and female spay the female or vis versa.

[Foompla]

hahaha. they shit ALOT, but its pellet rabbit shit, so its ok.

[lucas]

are you a good cook?

[Kyle]

Put em in a big Coleman with the water drain on the side, then roll a blunt with some really good chronic and blow shotguns through the water drain and see what happens. If they don't die, they'll smell lots better.

[TougeCrameryRollinNice]

UPDATE:


These fucking things ARE sick.... i just woke up(yes its 2:56 in the afternoon) there is diareah all over the laundry room...i only saw one pellety rabbit poop B.B. and the rest is all diareah. yeeuck.... some asshole oakland person was probably all like,"hmmm. my rabbits are diareahaing all over my house:(" and that asshead prolly set em free in the streets at like 2am so he wouldn't have to deal with em and now it's my problem. well im not goin in to the laundry rooom without shoes on. i need to help these things out and send em on there way. I could maybe own one rabbit if it didn't diareha all day everywhere but definitly not two diarehaing rabbits thats just too much for one person. It is now time to call mom more than ever.

Jason is right. I should totally give these things a bath...

[brian]

put them in the washing machine

[Joe]

put them in the washing machine

[TougeCrameryRollinNice]

heh yeah, I'm gonna put a bloody diareah spewing rabbit in my washing machine. i should put my favorite clothes in there with it too. lol

so, although washing machine is a great suggestion i opted in stead to bathe the bunnies in the sink in what i obviously/gayly named bunny bathtime, i don't know what else you would call it, either way bunny bathtime is some faggy sounding shit. still it's important to have clean bunnies.
used some head and shoulders


it was a bad idea though cause the dude bunny pretty much pulled a diareah bikini chick in the hotube youtube video in the left side of my kitchen sink & and that was super unsanitary. Probably not gonna use that side of the sink as much anymore.

got em dryin off


now they're in a box



they seem pretty happy enuff....they still got fleas.... i saw them drinkin water ealier and they ate some carrots i put in there with em...
I called some bunny rescue foundation and they weren't open and the message they had said to call the police non-emergency line... so i called that and they said they were gonnas send someone out to get the rabbits but that was hours ago and im starting to think no ones gonna come and maybe i sould keep them,they are kinda chill... i dunno..i just wanna go to the bar and drink, not wait around forever for a cop.the bunnies can go back in the laundry room and snuggle.
If i keep them then i gotta name them and get them shots and get the girl one's ass scab looked at and fixed adn thats prolly esspensive.

im pretty sure im gonna name the chick bunny, "Murda". Cause thats the best old lady name ever. Im not sure what to name dude bunny.

[CelicaDRIFTER]

tomorrow you'll end up with 10 more rabbits in that box.

[JimmyHoffa]

Name the dude bunny Hasenpfeffer, then one day if you get too stoned to go to the grocery store but are REALLY hungy you can make his namesake dish and he can be your dinner guest of honor. also he needs rabbit growth hormone and steroids, not some gay carrots and water. You don't get this big on carrots and water.

[cocobutterz]

Put em in a big Coleman with the water drain on the side, then roll a blunt with some really good chronic and blow shotguns through the water drain and see what happens. If they don't die, they'll smell lots better.

yeeeah, then they'll chill the fuck out, eat some food, drink some water and pass out. do this.

[rayray]

i heard bunny slippers are nice during the winter!

[Jason]

LOLL'ed for reals!!!

so good, YUM!