Greetings from TX

Started by DRIFT_SLAB, Jun 27 2010 09:40 PM

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#1 DRIFT_SLAB

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Posted 27 June 2010 - 09:40 PM

Hello everybody! New guy here at JZXproject; just picked up my very first cressida yesterday! I've owned several AE86 corollas over the past couple years and am not new by any means to old school toyotas, but i look forward to trying on the X83 chassis for size

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#2 Bowlsclubboy

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Posted 28 June 2010 - 12:12 AM

Pics of previous rides + gf or no dice. We dont wanna see any ugly stock cressidas or your girl if shes equally as ugly.

Drift car No2 shall be finished some time this century (Hey at least I aint bullshitting ya)

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#3 JimmyHoffa

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Posted 28 June 2010 - 06:32 AM

FIX YOUR INTRO NOW

"JZXP - we get death threats" -Rayray
"This is my job man, I do this on Tuesday."

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#4 redbullx83

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Posted 28 June 2010 - 09:00 AM

Wow another non reading bastard from tx read the STICKY jr.

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#5 Hen(Tai)

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Posted 28 June 2010 - 09:16 AM

He's from Texas, whadja 'spect?

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#6 ChriSOL

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Posted 28 June 2010 - 09:46 AM

DFW ? I probably know you. More info and pics of your car please.

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#7 DRIFT_SLAB

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Posted 28 June 2010 - 10:55 AM

Wow, i'm glad to see there are so many nice, friendly members here on JZXproject!

And to RedbullX83 and Hen Tai, both of you guys have been members no more than 5 fucking months, so don't EVEN try to act like you're both seasoned veterans of any sort, because I can almost guarantee i've got more Toyota experience under my belt than both of you

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#8 ChriSOL

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Posted 28 June 2010 - 10:56 AM

from the intro FAQ marked, "READ THIS BEFORE POSTING..."

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Registration is open (for the time being, like a McRib, or the Deluxe Filet o' Fish).

Now, just because you joined, doesn't make you rad.

POST PICTURES OR YOUR THREAD WILL GET CLOSED.

VETERANS ARE GOING TO HAZE YOU UNTIL YOU LEAVE OR MAN UP.

That's all for now.

seriously, who are you? do you have pics of your X? pics of the rolla's you built? more info?

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#9 redbullx83

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Posted 28 June 2010 - 11:29 AM

Look at that lady friends gotta a mouth, Show me ur "experience" with toyotas.

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#10 ChriSOL

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Posted 28 June 2010 - 01:56 PM

you still there bra?

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#11 Piggity

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Posted 28 June 2010 - 02:46 PM

Pics of previous rides + gf or no dice. We dont wanna see any ugly stock cressidas or your girl if shes equally as ugly..............................Git er' donnn or git teh fuck out.

90' hoopty

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#12 DRIFT_SLAB

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Posted 28 June 2010 - 06:14 PM

QUOTE (ChriSOL @ Jun 28 2010, 04:56 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>

you still there bra?

haha, yea i'm still here "bra." I do have one of those J-O-B things people are talking about these days, which somewhat puts a damper on trolling forums all fucking day

as for the pictures, i edited my original post, now including pics of my new addition. i'll try to dig up some pics of my past projects here in a bit, and to the GF pics, i have more respect for her than to post up pics so a bunch of you virgin whack-offs can oogle.

AND another thing, what is it with you yankee fucking canucks thinking that just because i'm from Texas that i say things like "git'r done" and "whadja spect"? I seriously doubt that the majority of you have ever been to Texas, and thus are foolishly implying the stigma that everyone and everything in TX is out of damn John Wayne movie.

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#13 Piggity

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Posted 28 June 2010 - 06:36 PM

Isn't that how all y'all speek down there in big ol' Texas? And Chopper Reid says "harden the fuck up".

90' hoopty

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#14 DRIFT_SLAB

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Posted 28 June 2010 - 06:41 PM

QUOTE (Piggity @ Jun 28 2010, 09:36 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>

Isn't that how all y'all speek down there in big ol' Texas? And Chopper Reid says "harden the fuck up".

If you had ever been to Dallas you would know that is not at all how we speak. But im sure you really just don't "oonderstand" what we're all "aboot" here in Texas. This internet "hazing" from you "elite" members is a fucking joke honestly. But hey, anything that brings a little bit of humor to my Mondays is all good with me

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#15 Piggity

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Posted 28 June 2010 - 07:43 PM

No shit dude. Welcome to the interwebs.

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#16 redbullx83

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Posted 28 June 2010 - 08:19 PM

YAY sense of humor is a +.

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#17 ChriSOL

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Posted 29 June 2010 - 04:55 AM

ugh dallas. i was hoping you were from a little further west. and dont tell these people lies. we all know everyone in Texas says git'r dun and whadja spect and fixin ta and all that mess. yup yup. n we wilder n' hell too. WOOO.

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#18 Mo

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Posted 30 June 2010 - 11:56 AM

Howdy thur partn'r, Just pass'n by yer intro thread to show you some JZX'n luv and tell you how shitty yer car looks. Hurry up 'n fix'r or we's gonna give you a good ol' Tejas ass kick'n wit a lil git-r-done yeehaw sharp spur boots I won at the rodeo. Gud luck partn'r.

BTW, you keep quoting useless shit and your going bye bye. Nobody comes to my town in the wild wild west and litters my shit with useless quotes. Yeah, this is Sheriff Mo, and I rep dat West son! Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeehhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaw!!!