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Introducing The All New Honda Crossbored

Started by Mo, Jun 18 2010 09:30 AM

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#1 Mo

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Posted 18 June 2010 - 09:30 AM

They did good with half, and fucked up the rest. How to make A honda crossbore

1. Take a classy minivan



2. Hire an average Metrosexual to flare it up his way, The American Way



3. Take The front off this thing



4. Take the back end of this thing



5. Graft it to this thing




Tada!!




Now lets copy Toyota's choice of words for advertisement and say:
QUOTE (Honda executives actually said)
2011 Odyssey will have more swagger than the new [Toyota] Sienna





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Posted 18 June 2010 - 09:36 AM

you forgot one thing...



ugh, i don't even want to see what the back end looks like.
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Posted 18 June 2010 - 09:37 AM

what a cluster fuck!!!


btw, sienna sales are awesome.



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Posted 18 June 2010 - 09:59 AM

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Posted 18 June 2010 - 11:21 AM

omg they look like they got to the rear end, did the top part and then just said fuck it lets go to lunch then forgot to finish it. I'd like to see another pic of the back, but from that picture its ugly.
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Posted 18 June 2010 - 11:26 AM

looks like a giant aztek with a honda front end

in other words, it's pretty bland and straight up ugly. not that i care. most hondas tend to be bland or ugly anyways

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Posted 18 June 2010 - 11:33 AM

im diggin that Odyessy tho. looks sick

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Posted 18 June 2010 - 11:53 AM

well that's the jdm odyssey. we never got that here

seems lately they just throw a bunch of shapes on to the drawing board, draw a line around it, and call it a new design.

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Posted 18 June 2010 - 11:55 AM

toyota takes this one easy.....

that honda kinda looks like they copied the VW routan? i think thats what its called

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Posted 18 June 2010 - 12:01 PM

...which is built by chrysler.



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Posted 18 June 2010 - 01:39 PM

Honda CrossFail vs Sienna











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Posted 18 June 2010 - 01:51 PM

Nothing can ever top the pontiac Aztec. The aztec came with a tent accessory attachment. Does the crossboner come with a tent accessory attachment?
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Posted 20 June 2010 - 12:54 AM

I like the Honda's interior better.
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Posted 20 June 2010 - 02:16 AM

I love how the toyota looks like it has angry eyes. Mean little van

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Posted 21 June 2010 - 01:57 AM

i agree with the interior. toyota is pretty bland inside, but the quality is better. a lot of the new honda's have trick dashes. but to be fair, i don't think the sienna looks tits either. they're both pretty much indistinguishable urban people movers

and also, why is there a minivan comparo on jzxp? just sayin'... lol

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Posted 21 June 2010 - 07:11 AM

mo just found out he knocked up his sister.



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Posted 21 June 2010 - 07:16 AM

I are not red neck. Git-R-Done!!!!

Its the bull shitters section. This is the section for bull shit ray. Either give us your bs or GTFO! smile.gif
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Posted 21 June 2010 - 08:32 AM

I like the cross van better Honda's doing things right now.

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Posted 21 June 2010 - 03:02 PM

meh it looks alright. i always liked the odyseey better than the sienna, but i'm not digging that exposed rear door track thing.
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