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[theianmonster]

Registration is open (for the time being, like a McRib, or the Deluxe Filet o' Fish).

Now, just because you joined, doesn't make you rad.

POST PICTURES OR YOUR THREAD WILL GET CLOSED.

VETERANS ARE GOING TO HAZE YOU UNTIL YOU LEAVE OR MAN UP.

That's all for now.

[rayray]

post a proper introduction that tells us SOMETHING about yourself and your ride. what you do, why you're here, future plans, what you currently drive, previous/current projects, are all good things to start off with.

an intro that goes like "hi guys, new to cressidas but not to toyotas going to pick one up in the next week it's stock but going to drop it on some lowering springs (anyone know where to get them?). selling my [insert previous bandwagon project fail attempt here] to fund my new drift missile it will be 7M for now but will do some bolt ons and hope to be at about 400whp on a $3 budget build i'm saving up for any ideas where to start? pics soon".... PROBABLY NOT GOOD.

here are some other things to consider on your short visit:

1. hey stupid, don't be stupid, stupid! got something stupid to say? goes in bullshitters.
2. spend time searching/browsing. one attempt at using the search button and not finding your answer doesn't mean you searched. it means you failed. try again.
3. stop cluttering our forum with useless rants/banter unless it pertains to topic.
4. use thread titles which makes the forum easier to look through, as well as easier to search.

thanks

[Mo]

[Jason]

oh yea. im sick to fucking death of 7mgteCress BKLYNCRS CRESS and shit user names like that. cut it the fuck out. what is this, 1998? use your name or nickname or something.

if i actually meet you fags i dont wanna be like uh oh hey so YOURE mk31jzinamx83. thats some gay ass dungeons and dragons shit right there.

im gonna ban every last one of you.

[bradlee]

yep, what's even worse is when their username contains 1JZ, but their car does not. naming yourself based on future events is retarded.

[Mo]

[mcfizzle]

HEAR YE, HEAR YE:

In light of the fact that like 90% of recent intros are FUCKING TERRIBLE I have made a flow chart for prospective registerees of this little website:

[JimmyHoffa]

In addition, before posting an intro, please familiarize yourself with these things


and ask yourself this question..


If English is not your first language, that's cool. We're pretty tolerant of non-English speakers who do their best, but when English is your first language and you just can't spell, formulate a sentence or put together a complete thought, some of us will rip you a new asshole.

[Bill]

This is my personal set of rules. if i see your intro and it doesn't fit. too bad.

IF YOU DON'T OWN A CRESSIDA OR JZX SEDAN
DON'T EXPECT TOO MUCH
YOU WILL LIKELY GET BANNED IF YOU DON'T PROVE WHY YOU SHOULD STAY
NO CRESSIDA? READ THE FORUMS, GET ONE, COME BACK IF YOU THINK YOU CAN
DEAL WITH IT


I will generally accept:
cressida you own and have plans for and already have parts
cressida with a decent motor swap
jzx81, jzx90, jzx100 etc.. that are fast and low
is300's without headlight eyelids or halos that are actually fast and low
heavy mod LS400's and other big sedans that are fast and low

I don't like, and will probably ban you if you:
are an asshat who says they like cressidas but don't own one
are an asshat who can't speak english and don't have anything to say anyway
are an asshat in general, we will know and ban you right away or haze you hard.
don't like putting in work or ask too many questions about pointless shit.
have anything to do with TRD gayness in any way shape or form.
have a username with MX83 or MX73 or something I feel is equally bad.

DO NOT POST:
pictures of any s-chassis, 240sx, shit in a bucket. if you own one say you do, don't post pictures.
pictures of any cressida limo at all even with rainbow penises all over it.
your cressida or any car for sale if you just joined.

[Foompla]

[toji004]

This makes me laugh mhm

[pman]

Where the fuck are these shit cunt intros hiding. Need to rip into some anus!

[Jason]

feisar, on 24 January 2011 - 06:13 PM, said:

TO ALL THE NEW PEOPLE THINKING OF JOINING:

DO NOT POST:

pictures of any cressida limo at all even with rainbow penises all over it.

HAHAHAHAHAHHA!!!

How did I just see this? <3<3<3 swooooon