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[Jason]

NAME: Nikko

LOCATION: Surrey, British Columbia, Canada

USERNAME: Graniph

EMAIL ADDY: winding.road_@hotmail.com

CURRENT AUTO FLEET including pictures: '87 MX73 (Fucking Stock I'm more than aware that its like an 80% fail rate for stockers)





(No girlfriend picy, i'm fucking single)


PREVIOUS AUTO EXPERIENCE: Taking automotive work experience program in high school for second year, taking trades training next year

WHY YOU WANT TO BE A MEMBER: I've heard all this shit about JZXProject being a group of cold fucks, and I wanna see what kind of knowledge cold fucks have. Wanna get more info from places outside tc.net/local sites that would be relevant to the JZ. Plans for the car (when I'm making actual fucking money after trade school), likely a 1JZ or 2JZ DRAG setup. I know I'm gonna get fucking failed (either for stock car or being a high school kid with an X for a first car or will not execute on plans due to lack of motivation, but I'm fucking willing to do it) or not ready on this app, but it's worth a shot.

VOUCHES FROM CURRENT MEMBERS: don't really fucking know anyone on JZXP, only saw them post on other boards

[Zeb]

Fucking lol'd


You got 'tude, dude.


Fail for having a Cressida and not an awesome Mark II?

[ChriSOL]

could his prospective user name be "cold fuck?"

1. work on car.
2. get gf or at least hot slut and submit pics.
3. grab a thesaurus and look up "fuck." use this to fill out your next ap.

[JimmyHoffa]

bad attitude. If he'd said "I've heard JZXProject is full of a bunch of cold fuck's like me" maybe I'd be saying Pass.. but it sounds like he's not a cold fuck, and doesn't need the info quite yet, so let him read and not contribute. FAIL

I passed my application with a stock cressi, no pics of cressi, no JZ and attached pic of girlfriend. I dunno how, but I guess I'm special. Or I just didn't come off like a prick in my app.

[Jason]

bill vouched for you. pretty much instapass

[Big Fuckin Shooter]

Know him from another board, seems ok. Marginal pass.

[Zeb]

The car is also mindblowingly boring

Take your springs out, sell them and put that money towards some rims.


I bet he likes buttery smooth ride etc

[aphxero]

IN!

[cocobutterz]

Yeah dude I like this kid, seems like just enough of a smart ass to make it somewhere in life. BUT that thing is like... fresh off a used car lot. See where he takes it, then re-app?

[WhoreMouth_Jr]

i find it confusing how he knows what the out come of his app should be but yet he still waste time to make one >.<

[aphxero]

Fuck it I like this guy. I jist drak a 6er of rogue and I still like him,/ PASS for proper attitude!

[ChriSOL]

WAT

[zokustyle]

pass, i have shit for him if he crashes his car.

[7MX63]

I like his style. He's a dick, he knows a lot of US are dicks and he accepts it. As long as this thing is on cut springs in a week, Pass. haha.

He dosn't liek, use inturnet lol speeks n stuffz. Pass

Your intense and almost exclusive use of the word fuck is great. Might make for some interesting posts. Pass

He's a ballsy fuck; I like him.

Username: coldfuck, canadacoldfuck, fuckinfuckfuck, something like that.

[ChriSOL]

still in HS means availability of jailbait to weigh down the car until its scraping. seems cheaper than even cutting springs to me.

[Raceready68]

WHOA WHOA WHOA what the fuck is going on here. Just cause some one likes to pretend to be a dick they get a pass fuck that.

1. Car is stock for fuck sakes if u are broke cutting coils is free.

2. We don't let is stock cars any more stick to TC.Net till you get some shit done cut springs and fucking wheels or something to make it not look like your grandmas fuck bucket.

3. Fill out a proper app I give you credit for trying a new angle but I didnt have a fucking cake walk getting in so now one else should.

4. If we give you a pass for acting like a dick ever fucking other noob will be trying it.

5. Get some pics of some fucking sluts

6. Try again once you get a job and show that you are doing something with the car.

[Bill]

needs more work. get some really fucking proper NSFW pics and get shit done of yur car, then re-apply later.

till then, READ the forum.

fail.

[Ninjabread]

His name is niko.






Fail.

[Gseventythree]

Where do you go to school in Surrey ??

Your app is Weak as fuck and you come off as a little dickish . . If your swagga matched your app you'd have some tons of pics of lil hotties. But alas. . Nothing. .



Here's what will get you in here. NOTHING else. .

1. When you go tommorow, Take a camera.. Take 10 pics of the HOTTEST chicks in your school holding a JZXproject RULES ! ! ! sign. THEN we'll THINK about it.

2. Chop your springs YOURSELF and take pics sideways in the rain. We'll think harder. .

3. Get 2 HOTT young freshies to show you 75% nakedness and take pics for your app. THEN you're IN.

4. Pics of said freshies NAKED on the hood of, or sprawled out in the plush x7 interior. . . . INSTAPASS ! ! !


G.

[Guy Smiley]

Excellent criteria sir^^^

Should not be but a small task for such a gun-ho Canadian boy. If you really are that cool.

but...

I fucking hate fucking bergundy. Get some fucking shit done and get a fucking job. Tear your entire fucking car apart and put it the fuck back together with a 16lb. bucket of bolts left over, and at least some mkii fucking wheels on it..........FUCK.

Get me an Aristo ECU and I'll give you some wheels.