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#321 ChriSOL

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Posted 18 August 2017 - 07:05 AM

let's not forget who is really to blame here. it's everyone running blocking software and ruining intrusive advertisers' means of remaining profitable! instead of possibly changing their paradigm of buttfucking their ads into every three minutes of video you'd ever want to watch or sneaking in through backdoor malware that is inexplicably packaged with legitimate and legitimately expensive software, they want you to know that their sweet, sweet dollars provide you fucking unappreciative plebs with everything from free image hosting to the privilege of communicating with your friends and family and that they can squeeze your service providers into denying you those things should you have the gall to ignore the fact that THEIR TOILET PAPER CLEANS YOUR ASSHOLE BETTER THAN THEIR COMPETITORS!

shame on anyone who minimizes, mutes, or otherwise bypasses their sponsored content. if you don't stop ignoring them, they will be forced to throttle your home internet bandwidth or sell your porn browsing history to the highest bidder.



My friend that lives in US showed me CraigsList while we search for my Cressida. You find lots of odd things on that site. Lots of fat US girls looking for a free ride from black basketball type American man.


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Posted 27 August 2017 - 02:37 PM

*Warning faggy spew babble ahead.For the tldr people exit stage right immediately*

 

All apologies guys for sucking at the internet.

Mods I will try and delete all my post with bogus images to try and clean up the clutter I created.

 

Just got back into town from Vancouver Island.Had an excellent time visiting Tofino BC and Ucluelet.

Tried surfing for the first time lol.Failed miserably.Saw lots of cool stuff and had a blast in British Columbia's nature wonderland.

 

As for the black x83 it's been the usual lost soul syndrome floating  purgatory in a constant state of limbo.

Had my alternator rebuilt and reinstalled,had my knock off recaro seats installed.Finally ditched my shitty stock cracked to fuck steering wheel and replaced it with a pretty good quality corsica style deep dish 330mm.New windshield is in finally after years of deliberation.

 

During the process of all this being done one of my mechanics part time lackey's decided backing my car off a curb was a good idea and shredded my driver's side s9 side skirt in turn cracking the front fender flare creating nearly $2000 body and paint damage to the car.Good thing I used to be a painter lol.

 

So I decided to dust of my S9 front fender's and put my hippo sleek side skirts to use.

Got everything painted and installed.

 

Car is back on the road and is cruising the streets of Bby.

 

Told myself I wasn't going to throw any cash at the blue grey 7m cream puff fag mobile but I just couldn't help buying some $100 riken mesh of CL and putting them on the car.

Daily driving this jalopy since late march and loving it.Man you should have seen the blue smoke cloud it billowed out after sitting for a couple weeks lol.Almost like starting a goddamn train.

 

*Edit  Thankyou Bill for letting me know about the corolla seat belt fix.I was lucky enough to find two in a junkyard.Thanks again for the info!!!! Much appreciated.

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take off the oil cap, then shit into the valvetrain. if you are like most 7m owners, the semen content will act as a sealant and prevent your hg from blowing for the next 100 miles or so. repeat as necessary.

 

#323 Dustin

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Posted 15 September 2017 - 05:45 AM

Fix your fucking images! Trying to show someone how the rear fender bullshit is done properly.

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Posted 09 December 2017 - 09:58 PM

dude, why no stop in and say hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiigh when youre over here. bruv



#325 ChriSOL

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Posted 11 December 2017 - 11:16 AM

the reason people stop building is when the car has more soul than they do at any given time. thinking about attaching a fleshlight to the steering column of my car so i can at least contribute something to it on a regular basis. we're weaker than these piles of trash. we will always be. they will undoubtedly outlive us and speak of our shortcomings to the next race that comes along, some post-human amalgam of the shittiest cockroach attributes we're carrying latent in our diluted andd washed-out genes. building a cressida and being on jzxp is like being a rodeo clown in an empty stadium and the bull is reality and the rider is our sanity. there's nothing worth watching here,  but we'll still roll and dance in the mud and shit under the acid white lights with a painted-on grin lik ew'ere being paid to do it .

 

what even is thjis shit anymore. iwas looking at some guy's rock collection aroudn the blcok. i held a piece of a meteorite that maybne impacted this planet 5,000 years before i (the version of me that experiences 'reality' now) was born. i looked at his rx7 that could just aswe ll be from a point some time in our future when nuclear holocaust has obliterated all life and we're remebered from the half-finished car projects we left in our driveways and garages. i looked at thuis rock. i thought about the shit in my driveway that might as well be this rx7 or someone elses ferrari or someone elses h yundai, and thought what the fuck does it even matter anymore,.? if your life is a thread and you're staring down the barrel and can only see one piece at a time, and reality is a tapestry of these threads intersecting and interwoven and in some other thread you own this rx7 and thuis hyundai, are you satisfied with its status then? or are you still building it? or are you similarly stalled because there's no point in any of it. meaning is what you make it in that moment because that s all you can perceive. why ascribe greater importance to tomorrow whn its in constant flux ?



My friend that lives in US showed me CraigsList while we search for my Cressida. You find lots of odd things on that site. Lots of fat US girls looking for a free ride from black basketball type American man.


#326 WhoreMouth_Jr

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Posted 11 December 2017 - 12:47 PM

I feel ya


 

why do we spend our time and money on shitty cars that cant love us back?

 


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Posted 13 December 2017 - 02:42 PM



dude, why no stop in and say hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiigh when youre over here. bruv

 

^^What part of the island are you on?^^ 

 

Chrisol.Thats some deep thoughts man.Feel free to drop knowledge and philosophical thoughts in this thread any time. 

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take off the oil cap, then shit into the valvetrain. if you are like most 7m owners, the semen content will act as a sealant and prevent your hg from blowing for the next 100 miles or so. repeat as necessary.

 

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Posted 14 December 2017 - 02:57 PM

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