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#1 Jacob


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Posted 29 December 2014 - 07:09 AM

After getting lost in florida (because dream land sucks at allowing you navigate), I had to leave a friend with it's new leadership, Fidel Castro. My friend ended up some kind a slave writing rap lyrics. I end up in some two story shanty house in the middle of now where working on a cressida with a 7M. I get it running, but within two seconds it spews oil against the wall in front of it. I go to turn the car off, but no key. I look for key. Then I look for distributor. I vaguely identify an ignition coil. Everything on the 7M starts to get weird and old timey. All this time,d it runs just fine, I think. My frustrated panicked dream brain ejects to another scene. I'm in a bath tub and a GILF wants to suck my dick. That goes well for two seconds, until I'm finding it hard to see. Someone tries to give me a Pepsi. The Scene goes to an over head view of me convulsing in a pool of Pepsi. 


All this because I've been tabling getting a Cressida again. I guess my cressida butt hurt is on the Inception level. I wonder if my subconscious mind reasons that a Cressida is a sick guilty pleasure that ends in sad twisted train wreck. I mean that's kinda what happened both other times.


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Posted 29 December 2014 - 07:14 AM

Pepsi sucksso bad.

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Cressida's are for bandwagoners, real drifters drive pignose s13's with rb20's and xxr's.


#3 Gordo


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Posted 29 December 2014 - 07:49 AM

You know Jacob, that the government keeps tabs on all internet weirdness, looking for sickos that they can turn into lone wolf assassins, to further justify taking firearms away from the general population,

and at this point, you are probably high on the list........


Have any urges lately to buy explosives or guns ?

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Posted 29 December 2014 - 10:55 PM

I'm still mad you didn't sell me your carbonetics clutch the first time around. That's the only real thing stopping me from throwing my car together so I can start fragging my pile of r154s.
Maybe it's a cultural thing? I mean, we saw the British coming. India, they did not.

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