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#1 Guest_Sideways Performance_*

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Posted 22 April 2012 - 07:27 AM

I id big ass hole. You can fuck mr SLIDEWAYS DORIFTO STYLE VROOM VROON FROM DA BACK!

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Posted 22 April 2012 - 08:28 AM

Who the fuck are you ??

Do you even own an X-chassis ??

What the fuck do you think this is, a free place to advertise ??

I bet I can go find your fucking intro in a dozen other forums like Nico and Zilvia.

Free food doesn't buy you a membership here ass hole !
Either show us pictures of your modified X-chassis, along with a pic of the title, and nude pictures of your girl,
or go fuck your 240 customers.
Random fucking 'tuner' shops don't get a freebie pass here ass hole.
Like read the fucking rules, dip shit !!

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Posted 22 April 2012 - 10:42 AM

Calm down gordon, maybe they have a dyno I can use... Doubt it though

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Posted 22 April 2012 - 10:48 AM

I buy donuts at the local fucking Shell station,
doesn't fucking mean they need to sign up here and start fucking posting.

Like what the fucking bloody hell !

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Posted 22 April 2012 - 11:20 AM

Sounds interesting..

Fuck you all

 


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Posted 22 April 2012 - 11:59 AM

As interresting as a jew's dead sheep that has laid out in the desert for a week.

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Posted 22 April 2012 - 12:06 PM

Yup, tipical 240 'tuner' shop, with a fine collection of 240 crap (is the hot water heater for sale?),
and 'GoofSpeed' crap...........Posted Image

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Posted 23 April 2012 - 06:05 PM

Someones a lil sour. You can come or not. And i do own a x chas with a 1j go chew a brick or blow up someone elses post dam hater...

#9 mario

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Posted 23 April 2012 - 06:07 PM

Ok so what paul was trying to say is me and him work there. We do legit work from toyota's to jank nissans. He doesnt know the rules yet but he will. Yeah so come to our opening and relax,enjoy other people.

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Posted 23 April 2012 - 06:15 PM

ok so if you know the rules inform dickhead above you about them... post a proper intro with said 1j Xchassis cause unless your going to contribute to the forum with useful info or deals on parts or something im sure the dudes that run JZXP dont appreciate you trying to get some free advertising out of them... Just a thought

#11 mario

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Posted 24 April 2012 - 05:09 AM

Ok so what paul was trying to say is me and him work there. We do legit work from toyota's to jank nissans. He doesnt know the rules yet but he will. Yeah so come to our opening and relax,enjoy other people.

#12 Kyle

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Posted 24 April 2012 - 06:49 AM

Well, pretty sure you and Paul will end up working for some other assholes shortly. You are too lazy to snap/post any pics of your build/progress with your own car. Also, you invited everyone to your opening yet posted no info about when/where. Between billy bad ass up there and your lazy ass, I don't think there's going to be much productive shit happening.

Just a thought.
Maybe it's a cultural thing? I mean, we saw the British coming. India, they did not.

#13 Mo

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Posted 24 April 2012 - 07:03 AM

Lol mario and paul must do a lot together judging paul's post.

Fuck you all

 


#14 mario

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Posted 24 April 2012 - 08:55 AM

I havent been able to post pictures from my phone, it wouldnt let me. This shop has been around for years.

Location for it is
2229 w. 2nd st.
Santa ana,ca.
May 13,2012

#15 Kyle

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Posted 24 April 2012 - 09:36 AM

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Make your own tags, post pic, bitches come
Maybe it's a cultural thing? I mean, we saw the British coming. India, they did not.

#16 mario

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Posted 24 April 2012 - 12:44 PM

Ok i will try that

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Posted 24 April 2012 - 12:50 PM

I wanna see your sideways performance cage mario
Post it up
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Posted 24 April 2012 - 04:32 PM

OMG!!! they sell water heaters AND CALENDARS!!!!!
No.

#19 mario

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Posted 25 April 2012 - 09:32 AM

No we dont wtf

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Posted 25 April 2012 - 09:37 AM

Yup, tipical 240 'tuner' shop, with a fine collection of 240 crap (is the hot water heater for sale?),
and 'GoofSpeed' crap...........Posted Image



This picture clearly shows that you have Calendar pictures AND Water Heaters in stock, why you no sell, is it because I'm not down with the jive...
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